| "i wanna get w/ u...and ur sister ....i think her name is debra" |
[Oct. 12th, 2005|11:35 am] |
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| [ | music |
| | Debra ~ Beck | ] |
ooo its been a long time...so so much amazing stuff to write about but i got shit to do
im a suave gay man apurently so I'm not even gonna post that but i will post the other one....o and alex for your information my cybersex addiction (HAHA jaykay)has served for the greater purpose of helping mankind....
this sicko was asking anyone in the chatroom if they were 9-15 yrs old and liked sex w/ animals, incest, rape etc...it was SO bad and he was completely for real - his fantasy was raping 9 yr old girls. So we cut and pasted evrything that he wrote and sent it to the FBI site and the head of the national center for missing and exploited children emailed us back wanting to find out more information. He may be a pedaphile or something in their records- we'll find out later. how kickass is THAT BYTCH haha cyber tipline.com is amazing
if I was a superhero id be....cyber woman
table cellpadding=5><tr><td> 
Act 2, Scene 1
An attractive young woman, the INTERN, sits at her desk. ROSS and MACGRUDER, two sales associates, stand near the water cooler.
MACGRUDER: Whoa! Get a load of the new intern! I'd like to file my proposal in her drawers.
ROSS: Easy there, MacGruder, you'll get us fired. [aside] I agree.
Exeunt. | | The Intern
Deliberate Gentle Sex Dreamer (DGSDf)
Capable. Trustworthy. Carnal. The Intern.
From our experience, Interns are nice girls who would really, really like us to come on to them. They, like you, must be looking for sex, preferably from someone good-looking and successful. So... what are you doing later? Oh, okay, cool. Well, maybe next time? Okay, okay, jeez.
Your exact opposite:
The Sudden Departure
Random Brutal Love Master
| The thing is, you're a little bit quiet, so men think you're waiting for them to start things. You do like sex a lot, they're right about that, but few of them realize you're a genuinely thoughful person.
You're choosy, not wanting to get mixed up with just anyone. Girls can get away with this kind of selectiveness for some reason. Most guys have to take whatever's lying around, passed out.
You're not necessarily looking for a steady relationship right now; that's cool. Be careful to avoid people trying to tie you down to anything other than bedposts.
ALWAYS AVOID: The False Messiah, The Vapor Trail
CONSIDER: The Bachelor |
Link: The 32-Type Dating Test by OkCupid - Free Online Dating.
My profile name: fiftyfo</td>
The mysterious ones
You scored 65% for your taste in Men! |
You crave the unknown, so it is not surprising that you crave a man
full of mystery and intensity. He is brooding, passionate, and sexy.
You are always guessing what he is thinking, and he always surprises
you. A Man like this will surely keep things interesting!
Examples: Joaquin Phoenix, Trent Reznor |  |
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender: | You scored higher than 70% on Taste in Men |
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| arm around head....da doing doing doing |
[Aug. 12th, 2005|10:29 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  predatory | ] |
| [ | music |
| | merengue music | ] |
one of the many pics.......of kay........and his birthday present..........and bestfriends g1rlfriend
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| "holy sh!t.....I swear I remember them being hotter" - Mona last night.... |
[Jul. 13th, 2005|12:00 pm] |
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| |  unproductive | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Embrasse-Moi - Les Nubians | ] |
....the story of our lives lol
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Sara
2. Sarita
3. Cappelletti/ Bri / HaSarah /wh0re
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. golDlox19
2. saramc90
3. forgot my really old one I had in middle school when my best friend and I would go onto chat rooms & mock people by giving them unbelievable internet s3x …it was Hilarious….little did they know they were getting off from like 12 yr olds… it was probably yoMama’sMama.
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. my multifaceted sense of humor & ability to be completely out of control & crazy
2. how I can actually be unbelievably mature I just choose not to be….o my hair
3. I truly care about my friends & am solid, down2earth, and trustworthy
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. lack of motivation during the summer
2. not getting into the whole college thing
3. can be a bitch to my brother
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Italian
2. French
3. Russian Jew ….and kiddies mixing Jewish w/ Roman Catholic families is not something to try at home.
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. alligators/ crocodiles are the only animals that I dream about on a daily basis and scare the shizit out of me
2. loosing my friends, family, or dogs/cat
3. having a skewed sense of reality about myself that will screw me over…no ones supposed to really understand that one lol
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. internet!!!
2. air
3. coffee and if there’s no coffee then that leaves hero!ne or u know codine…..count down to wisdom teeth pulling
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. a “Vote For Pedro” tshirt
2. red soffes
3. henna design on my lower back
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS (or artists) AT THE MOMENT:
1. Lus+ra ahahahahaha….shout out to Trillville and Cutty
2. Les Nubians
3. TV on the Radio
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. “Some Cut” am I joking? I think not hmmm “Calculus” - 2gether
2. “Natty Dread”- Marley
3. “Staring at the Sun” – TV on the Radio
damnit and “Sara Smile” – Daryll Hall etc…
I h@te this f*cking question I have a million fav. songs
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE ACTORS AT THE MOMENT:
1. Johnny Depp foever
2. Jeremy Sumpter …Cyber Seduction AHAKDKSD!!!!!!
3. “The Notebook” guy – Ryan Gothaway (?)
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE ACTRESSES AT THE MOMENT:
1. Angelina Jolie
2. Nichole Kidman tho we need to have a lil talk about “Bewitched”
3. Natalie Portman
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. being not stressed…..yeah not happening
2. the guy who works at BlockBuster
3. sleep w/ Kay
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP (love is a given):
1. trust, honesty, communication
2. mad s3x
3. fun & laughs- not too serious
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE
1. I h@te facebook
2. I rented Pocahontas yesterday
3. I bought the most inappropriate book at Barnes&Noble and actually looked the old man who was ringing me up in the eye
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE S3x (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. smile/laugh
2. arms/ back / shoulders
3. compatible sense of humor
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. drive if I don’t have to
2. want a job
3. wake up before 10:30 AND shop for dorm stuff
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. renting the sketchiest foreign movies I can find on a reg. basis (Nico & Dani lol)
2. reading/writing
3. hangin out w/ friends and making asses out of ourselves
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. get off my ass and exercise
2. um the guy at blockbusters
3. go 2 georgetown
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. psychiatrist – who knows something w/ psychology
2. professional photographer , fashion/glam0ur photographer or animal photographer
3. interior designer
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. Jamaica
2. Italy…does this have to be places uve never been?
3. Mönchengladbach, Nordrhein-Westfalen, Germany………………..
……………..o its gonna happen bytch
THREE NAMES YOU LIKE FOR YOUR FUTURE KIDS:
1. Naomi / Anthony
2. Natalie / Michael
3. Simone / Benn (note the double n)
I have like 10 amazing g!rl names so once I remember them im putting them up cuz these aren’t my fav.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. one night stand + live in Italy for a while = one night stand in Italy! …..and become completely fluent in Italian
2. be truly truly happy for a long period of time
3. make a notable contribution to something
FOUR PEOPLE WHO HAVE TO TAKE THIS QUIZ NOW OR DIE PAINFULLY:
1. mona
2. Michael Jackson
3. Janet Jackson
4. Latoya ….Jermain…. – this question is sh~t |
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| Wer bist du? |
[Jun. 25th, 2005|07:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  jubilant....yes jubilant | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "Because I got high" - Afroman | ] |
Hamburger Hamlet (where Aaron works)
is now officially "Hot Hamlet" (haha f u alex) where the burgers
r hot and the waiters r hotter- yeah i said that just to p1ss her off
ALSO
I magically have had this guys sn on msn im forever but its always been
blocked and I finally decided to find out who it was....so i discover
hes almost 18 , gorgeous and has never been outside of Germany
....WHYYYYYYYY stupid stupid stupid sara
any way hes amazing
and he h@tes rammstein :) we talked for almost 2 hrs
Eurotrip anyone?
his english craks me up - i mean how cute is this:
me : "do u have a pic?"
kay: "ahmm...no but I can style my hairs and make a pic...because my hairs are ugly in this time"
i would put in one of his MASSIVE plants he got from the netherlands and is growing but i lost it
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| "Youre adopted. Your parents dont even like you" |
[May. 26th, 2005|05:31 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  not | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Mondo B0ngo - Mr & Ms Smith Soundtrack | ] |
hahahaha im the most skank ho virgen ever
 | You scored as A Slave To Bee Dee S M . Admit it, you like being tied up and being told you've been very naugty. You like teasing your partner and making them squirm, and not letting them be able to do anything about it. Some people think what you do is sick and disgusting, but you know it's all in good fun.
A Slave To Bee Dee S M | | 100% | Sex God | | 90% | A Romantic | | 83% | Virgin | | 45% | </td>
How are you in bed
created with QuizFarm.com |
Your Seduction Style: The Dandy |
You're a non-traditionalist, not limited by gender roles or expectations.
Your uality is more fluid than that - and you defy labels or categories.
It's hard to pin you down, and that's what's fascinating about you.
You have the psychology of both a male and a female, and you can relate to anyone. |
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| Bad in a good way |
[May. 19th, 2005|05:01 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  woaaaa | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Cherry Blossom Gir1 by Air | ] |
this is completley unnecessary. altho i agree w/ the soul thing my "highschool stereotype" is questionable
hmmmm i think posting benn & ms. faison's (sh1ts and giggles) pictures on hot or not.com is a better use of my time
You Are a Dreaming Soul |
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul
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oh no! *gasp* not the pointer finger! |
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[May. 10th, 2005|06:56 pm] |
hold up hold up, that was a little harsh
just kidding about the ass thing |
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| "Alarming News About Ugly Kids" |
[May. 10th, 2005|06:35 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  ugly kid ha`ters | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "Regular Guy" - 2gether | ] |
Now that I'm officially a LJ wh0re:
In a study done about how ugly kids are treated differently.... "They noted whether or not the child was buckled into the grocery cart and if he or she wandered more than 10 feet away from the parent. The researchers also independently graded each child on a scale of one to 10 on attractiveness."
"observers noticed the less attractive children were allowed to wander further away and more often from their parents"
and "when moms were with the kids, 4 percent of the butt-ugly ones were buckled in, but when dads took the kids shopping, none of the homely children was strapped into the cart" (ok i added in the butt-ugly)
honestly...what the fucik
on a more important note I just ate an entire avacodo and I think I'm going to go cry now
o and study for Dav...heres MY letter to him- it rhymes:
Dear Dav,
I ha`te you and ur ass too
Yours Truly, Sara |
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| Double the N, Double the pleasure |
[May. 7th, 2005|09:08 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  still amused | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "Staring at the Sun" - TV on the Radio | ] |
An even MORE realistic scenario:
Alex finds her dorm room and also immediately finds Benn pleasuring himself inside. Convo. is as follows….
Alex: “ Is this room bla bla bla?”
Benn: “Uhhhhhh yeah, r u my roommate?”
A : “Haha guess so!” (director's note: Alex is brimming w/ glee)
B : “But…..how?” (director's note: dazed & confused w/ permanent hard-on)
A : “I guess they thought I was a guy!”
They both fall laughing onto the bed while happy ending music plays
If anyone can tell me that movie reference I'll be impressed
Classic Benn- a brief reminder of what you will be stuck with….
“If anything comes infront of my face I just bite it”(after having a pillow thrown at his face and as a reflex latching onto it with his mouth)
Anything Benn? Anything?
Filling the class cup w/ water and sipping from it like that’s not a weird thing to do
In 9th grade told people that he tried smoking random grass and shrubbery from his back yard in case he got lucky
smoking his lawn is just the beginning
His life goal/ master plan? to get plastic surgery at the first sign of ageing so he can still screw 6th grade gir1s
Jake S. yells: “Hey Benn!”
Benn immediately screams "OH SHIIT!", drops his backpack, and bolts when mistaking Jake for a s3xual predator while walking home from school
handcuffing those two underclassman g1rls w/ the spare pair in his trunk? forking the randomn g1rl on a cruise? how bout showing up at my house and trying to convince my parents he wasn't drunk? o, or the SAT class thing!
haha eat it up, i could go on and on.... :) |
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| COUyou lucky bitchGH |
[May. 3rd, 2005|08:36 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | very very happy | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "White Boys" - Hair | ] |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ALEX IS GOING TO COLLEGE WITH BENN GRODEN!!!!!!!!!!! i felt the need to announce this
I can see it now: they have dorm rooms in the same hall...he knocks on her door asking her if she has any sugar or cond0mns
or toothpaste or - whatever...she takes one look into those peircing blue eyes and its a "Lets Get It On" moment and they proceed to go at each other like animals
eventually ill show up to visit, punch her in the face and pr0stitute him so I can make some extra cash
dont worry Alex...its completley unrealistic that u would ever see him around (did i say ud probably never see him around? hahaha im sorry, i meant the opposite!)
mwah XOX |
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| "My minds telling me no but my body....my bodys telling me yes" |
[Apr. 25th, 2005|09:43 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | hating net nanny | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Bonita Applebaum | ] |
i give in ....knock urself out
* domiinant or submissive
* logical or intuitive
* social or loner
* kiinky or vanilla
* cute or sophisticated
* kitten or puppy
* warm flannel sheets or sleek satin
* leader or follower
* quiet or talkative
* spontaneous or planned
* teddy bear or porcelain doll
* hiking or window shopping
* tequila or vodka
* top or bottom
* barefoot or shoes
* jeans or slacks
* tender or rough
* aware or dreamy
* nerd or geek |
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| "You ride me up".....so I can cum again |
[Apr. 20th, 2005|06:38 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| |  bored...clearly | ] |
| [ | music |
| | "Angels F**k " by Jack off Jill | ] |
HAHAHA ....youd only get the subject if you caught the typo in the chapel pamphlet today, but it was good for me. Was it good for you?
i vowed that i'd never actually write in this but i need some form of procrastination
2) Have you ever had a song written about you? – ummm who hasn’t written a song about me? stupidest question ever
3) What song makes you cry? – “Wild Horses” or “I’m Kissing You” by Des’ree
4) What song makes you happy? – got 2 be “Scotty Doesn’t Know” but also “The Only Thing Missin” by Aretha Franklin (that one needs some explaining)
5) What do you like to listen to before bed? – Les Nubiens
a p p e a r a n c e
HEIGHT: 5’6”
HAIR COLOR: light brown? honey brown? whateva
SKIN COLOR: kinda tan kinda not
EYE COLOR: green
PIERCINGS: 5 on ears
TATTOOS: none
r i g h t . n o w
WHAT COLOR PANTS ARE YOU WEARING?: grey soffes
WHAT SONG ARE YOU LISTENING TO?: “Lay Lady Lay” by Bob Dylan
WHAT TASTE IS IN YOUR MOUTH?: mmmm spamoni ice-cream
WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE?: muggy
HOW ARE YOU? So fing tired
d o. y o u
GET MOTION SICKNESS?: no
HAVE A BAD HABIT?: A bad habit? Haha many bad habits
GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: pretty much
LIKE TO DRIVE?: in the spring
f a v o r i t e s
TV SHOW: MAD TV, That 70’s Show, and America’s Next Top (clearly I don’t have cable)
CONDITIONER: panteen pro-v smooth and sleek
BOOK: cant pick just one
MAGAZINE: Cosmo and People with the occasional Enquirer
NON-ALCOHOLIC DRINK: clearly Canadian in raspberry & cream
ALCOHOLIC DRINK: lemonchina but id go for the fermented berry juice in Alex’s basement any day
THING TO DO ON THE WEEKEND: sleep & hang out w/ friends
BAND OR GROUP or SINGER or RAPPER: currently Rolling Stones
h a v e . y o u
BROKEN THE LAW: yeah.
RAN AWAY FROM HOME: once into the woods when I was little but they found me…damnit!
SNUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE: yes
EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING: nope
MADE A PRANK PHONE CALL: yes , great site is soundboards.com
EVER TIPPED OVER A PORTA POTTY: uh ewww…no
USED YOUR PARENTS' CREDIT CARD BEFORE: yes
SKIPPED SCHOOL BEFORE: yes but parents don’t care if I don’t go to school most of the time
FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHOWER/BATH: no…who does sh*t like that?!
BEEN IN A SCHOOL PLAY: not in school play
LET A FRIEND CRY ON YOUR SHOULDER: millions of times
l o v e
BOYFRIEND: no
GIRLFRIEND: yes…haha no
SEXUALITY: straight
CHILDREN: yummy
CURRENT CRUSH: wouldn’t u like to know
HAD A HARD TIME GETTING OVER SOMEONE: once yes
BEEN HURT?: not really
YOUR GREATEST REGRET: that I have regrets
GONE OUT WITH A SOMEONE YOU ONLY KNEW FOR THREE DAYS: nope
r a n d o m
DO YOU HAVE A JOB: this summer
YOUR CD PLAYER HAS IN IT RIGHT NOW: Rocky Horror soundtrack
WHAT MAKES YOU HAPPY?: fresh cut grass and watermelons ….and squirrels
WHAT'S THE NEXT CD YOU'RE GONNA GET?: usually just download
WHO DO YOU CONSIDER GOOD FRIENDS?: dont want to be exclusive and weird
w h e n / w h a t . w a s . t h e . l a s t
TIME YOU CRIED?: last week
YOU GOT E-MAIL: few hrs ago
THING YOU PURCHASED: tall caramel frappicino
TV PROGRAM YOU WATCHED: Oprah rocks my world
MOVIE YOU SAW AT THE THEATER: Sin City |
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